So what are you sayin Todd?
So what are you sayin Todd?
Beyotch!!
Ha-ha-ha-ha yeah
$hort Dog still in this mothaf**ka for the nine-six,
Like this
Here comes the ho with the big nuts,
He's flowin like the breeze
I said here comes the ho with the big nuts,
And he's flowin like a breeze
[Too $hort]
This aint Halloween, aint no trick or treat,
You young silly ass hoes can't get s**t for free
I give a f**k about what n****s been buyin you,
I'm $hort Dog b***h, I aint tryin to
Get on your good side, you better get with me,
So we can roll in luxury
Around the world, gettin money,
I'm pimpin h**s on Sunday
I'm the kind of n***a you'll work all night fo',
Won't discriminate, I'll pimp a Chinese-White h*e
You never seen money with a black man's face,
But I swear mothaf**ka I done had my taste
Can't slow down, full speed ahead,
I'm laughin at you squares sayin pimpin is dead
They say sex can kill, you catch AIDS and s**t,
But the fact stands, h**s get paid from tricks
I'll never let a h*e, pimp me
I'll never let a h*e, pimp me
And all my h**s say (pimp me daddy)
[Kool-Ace]
I'll never ever, be pimped again,
I had to be played once to really understand
But I appreciate it, $hort cause I'm related,
I probably stuck game and participated
Got baptised, it wasn't a dream,
Now I'm mackin with the Dangerous Crew, and smokin green
Hit old school playas up, on their help,
And we all decided to take a trip
We on a world tour, checkin our clientele,
Wanna see how much pussy these h**s can sell
Feds say this crew is scandelous,
Wanna charge us all for pimpin and panderin
From the Mississippi Valley to the A-T-L to Chi-town, Oakland,
These b*****s will understand
P-I till the day I D-I-E
Ha-ha you'll never pimp me!!
I'll never let a h*e, pimp me
I'll never let a h*e, pimp me
And all my h**s say (pimp me daddy)
[Sir Captain & Sir Charles Talking]
Sir Charles: Ahh Sir Captain...
Sir Captain: Yeah what's goin on Sir Charles?
Sir Charles: Man what ever happened to that pretty fine b***h you had the
other day?
Sir Captain: Yeah, that old b***h come to me the other day man, talkin
about she wanna do an old pimp, I knocked that b***h down man, I asked
that b***h "What part that you understand b***h? Because I don't
undertstand none of it, h*e, you just a h*e to me b***h, you nasty h*e h*e h*e...
Sir Charles: So what you sayin, you never let a b***h pimp you man?
Sir Captain: Never man. Hey Sir Charles, what ever happened to that
expensive broad I seen you with, that little cutie-pie, that little baby girl?
Sir Charles: Oh you talkin bout Unique, my little-bitty b***h...
Sir Captain: Yeah, she that little old six-pence lookin girl, you know she
be lookin kinda fine to me...
Sir Charles: Man that girl went to work the other night and brought me $999
off the street...
Sir Captain: You go boy...
Sir Charles: She asked me would I loan her $10 so she can get me a grand,
I said b***h you got to be crazy, go turn another date and put my money
in my mothaf**kin hand...
Sir Captain: Ah man, aint never pimpin...
Sir Charles: This aint no joke, I'll never let a b**ch pimp me...
Sir Captain: Never, never...
Sir Charles: Say man we rollin with this Dangerous Crew...
Sir Captain: Oh yeah, with ol' $hort Dog, he good with the pimpin
Sir Charles: He got ol' Suga Ray and Ace over there
Sir Captain: Now Goldy comin back in here, Goldy comin back in now
Sir Charles: Oh s**t, it's gonna be big pimpin in this Atlanta, G-A
[Goldy]
I be flippin h**s like a spatula, rakin em in like a new Acura,
Bitin em with this game makin em mines for life like Dracula
It's like hypnosis, I pimps your mother, I pimps yo' sis,
H**s be nothin but slaves for me, ready to go to their graves for me
I'm lookin for a h*e to knock, hit em with a Goldy lock,
Get at the h*e, spit at the h*e, now I got h*e rollin c**k
Pimpin aint easy, I went from jeans, t-shirts, and tennis shoes,
To gators and suits and zebra hats, my pimpin tools, I win or lose
My h**s be bringin me h**s, now I got more h**s than a golf course,
With ass like a soft horse, I get em with game and never with all force
With a pimp stick on a pimp throne, that lazy h*e better get goin,
H*e aint workin on Daddy's scratch, she bout to feel the grill of a Cadillac
I was yours when the h*e wouldn't leave me, cause an agry ho would decieve me,
But I'm ten G's ahead of that h*e, you want your s**t better get it and go
But I be laughin with Sir Captain cause he always handle what happen,
Fall in love with the pimpin and gettin h*e money and be like f**k this rappin
I'll never let a h*e, pimp me
I'll never let a h*e, pimp me
And all my h**s say (pimp me daddy)
[Sir Captain & Sir Charles Talking Until Fade]
Sir Charles: Hey Captain, aint you glad pimpin aint dead?
Sir Captain: Yeah, one time I thought the pimpin was dead man, all the b*****s
of mine ran off, I called the Pimp God right, and he put me on hold and said his
b***h run off. I thought pimpin' was dead then, but he called back though and
said it was all good...
